And I thought the comments on the front page were bad... 

"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin) 03/23/2018 at 14:49 • Filed to: Why do I do this to myself

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Someone is seriously arguing that the new M5 is better just because it’s quicker in a straight line, not to mention all the other absurd armchair racing going on in the comments.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 03/23/2018 at 14:57

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As His Stigness said earlier, there’s no other place on the internet that’s good except Oppo. Everywhere else is full of idiots, jerks, etc.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 03/23/2018 at 15:00

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basically this:

404 - User No Longer Available > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 03/23/2018 at 15:01

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Welcome to the Internet. Where people let loose stupidity, hatred and everything you can think of behind pseudonyms.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/23/2018 at 15:02

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Please don’t post pictures of me without my permission. drawn or photographs.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/23/2018 at 15:07

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C’mon I think you look dashing with a hat on, and I want more people to see it.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/23/2018 at 15:13

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I miss that hat.

Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/23/2018 at 15:15

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well if you wouldn’t of eaten it you would still have it.

His Stigness > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/23/2018 at 15:16

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I think there was a post a while ago where most people were sensible in the comments.

The internet must have had an off day that day.

Wacko > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 03/23/2018 at 15:17

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here on oppo we are polite idiots and jerks.

and the Canadian oppos say sorry a lot.

WilliamsSW > Wacko 03/23/2018 at 16:14

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Keep Oppo Canadian

Wacko > WilliamsSW 03/23/2018 at 16:30

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that doesn’t look good on a hat

K O C

WilliamsSW > Wacko 03/23/2018 at 17:31

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if you made me choose between this an a MAGA hat, I’d take this one.

But I’d hate you for making me choose one of them

Stef Schrader > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/25/2018 at 22:00

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Personally, I love it when Hot Take Comment Man who’s probably never been on track in his life conflates the purpose of a track day (fun! with cars! where you have no speed limits and can run freeeeee!!!) with the purpose of racing (CAR MUST BE THE FASTEST IT CAN BE AT ALL TIMES, NO EXCEPTIONS, NEVER MIND THE INTERIOR AND ROAD CAR STUFF LEFT IN THE CAR, I GUESS, ALL CAPS FOR MADNESS) on GT3 posts. Every GT3 post, ever. Bonus points if they actually whip out an “Actually...”

The FP is fine (although I may be biased here), and C&D is fine—this is just what happens. It is an inevitability. A truth as old as the internet itself. The Porsche 911 GT3 will bring out the steamiest, hottest groaners of car takes known to man, and hoo boy, I am here for it . You don’t even have to lead the takers to the takes. The takes will find their way like the mighty swallows of Takeistrano.

Let’s have a festival. A takeapalooza.

PIPE THOSE HOT TAKES STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS.